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Swag Money stars in the new exciting film called who said that
Did you name your kitten Swag Money…
her full name is Swag Money Fitzroy but swag money for short
u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT
when people try to argue with you about something you clearly know more about
Simone Decker, Chewing in Venice; 1999
more like this here x
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon
yeah fuck authority….thanks dad for buying me an™ Apple™ Iphone™ 5™
Fcuking flappy bird
Just hold on we’re going home
Listen up: the above video is a squirrel trying to hide it’s lunch in a dog’s fur for later and you are going to like it.
YOU ARE GOING TO LIKE IT!