this show tho
Visiting #texasstate for Bobcat Day, April 5th :) So excited!
Someone left their dogs outside the cafe
Good morning texts from my dad
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Tyler Posey Dancing on Wolf Watch.
my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your phones broken”
does anyone on here go to texas state or belmont university? or is possibly attending in the fall?
i’ve been accepted to both for Fall 2014 and cant decide!!
message me please :)
I just want tumblr to know that I have never, not once, wanted to reblog a text post as a link
was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CAN’T ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
The infinite patience of dogs.
WHY IS THE THING NOT FEARING ME. THERE SHOULD BE A BUTTON FOR THESE THINGS. I FIND BUTTON.
Man, I give it to the AKita with the black kitten … this is too cute
Big woofs, tiny meows.
DOG I CUDDLE YOUR HEAD NOW
KITTEH CUDDLE POUNCE
GONNA GIVE YOU ALL THE CUDDLES