imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.
are you high
Parkway Drive
Did they just wall of death on the equator?
this is the coolest thing ever
I want to do this with all of my concert friends
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
the last part omg
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
This is something I would do
In other news, Nick gave me an adorable teddy bear Friday with a note saying “You’ve had a hard week. Here’s a friendly smile”. And he sprayed it with his cologne and ugh I love it. But bear can’t seem to figure out what it is hahahaha
My boyfriend is so cool 😎
when youre watching a really good porno but the sound is off by a second
(Source: creativeandcurious)
I ruin everything.
This is why I can’t have nice things.
(Source: snapping-the-streets)
(Source: dalekthays)
everything cool i do is on accident
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